Does this thing ever stop pooping?

No one told me that puppy equals poop machine.

It appears that all the puppy does is eat and poop.

And she keeps doing it in the house, where I have to clean it up.

I've already gone through the Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday newspaper. Boy, I'm glad the Sunday paper is still in the recycling bin.

I must be doing something wrong. I'm not cut out to do this. Perhaps I should take the puppy back to where I got it from.