Game over

Nothing ruins a game of catch like having to say, "No!!!! Do not piss on the ball!!!"

I'm just sayin'.

Why the dog hates me: Holiday edition

New day, new puppy challenges

I'm learning new things about the dog each day.

He works, I keep the puppy

Me and the puppy hang out all the time - really.

Handing over the puppy

The puppy is going to live with her daddy.

Does this thing ever stop pooping?

No one told me that puppy equals poop machine.

It appears that all the puppy does is eat and poop.

And she keeps doing it in the house, where I have to clean it up.

I've already gone through the Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday newspaper. Boy, I'm glad the Sunday paper is still in the recycling bin.

I must be doing something wrong. I'm not cut out to do this. Perhaps I should take the puppy back to where I got it from.

The journey to get a puppy

I had to go to the country to find us a puppy.